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A story about selmolinapilchard

by imanapplescruff — 1 month ago

There once was a young beatles fan who was shocked to find someone wanted to meet her, a man/woman by the name of selmolinapilchard. Of course, imanapplescruff could not get the chorus of “I am The Walrus” out of her head for the next half hour. But, she found it completely worth it, she had made a new friend.

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A story about imanapplescruff

by selmolinapilchard — 2 months ago

i didn’t know i had to tell a story.

but here goes.

Wonsaponatime there was a human bean named imanapplescruff, nicknamed Iman, you see. (Not to be confyoused with Bowie’s flame, which, i feel it is important to note, shares the same name.) At some point in time, or maybe at a few, he and/or she decided it was the right time to Burst into Existance.

And there he and/or she is now.
(Or so we are lead to believe?)

The End.

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